i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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