this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I want a musical about memes.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
