Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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