can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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