low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
And then the night went full on bisexual.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
