Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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