Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Sorry my hands just texted you
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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