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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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