when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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