At least make sure they are 18
Why
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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