She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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