We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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