is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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