One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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