Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
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