I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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