Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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