do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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