Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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