Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
