We're like a lot better than the average bears
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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