Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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