If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize