She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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