Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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