i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Randomize
