Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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