At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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