is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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