i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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