Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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