I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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