Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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