is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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