Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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