I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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