Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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