Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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