Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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