Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
