I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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