She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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