Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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