apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
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