Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
farters have to be the big spoon...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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