we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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