If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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