Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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