Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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