Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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