Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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