So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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